Wheew, it’s been a long hot summer over here at Jackalope!
We’ve stuck to a pretty strict regiment of waking up late, feasting on alfalfa and baby carrots brought in by the oh-so demanding customers, and keeping an eye out of danger that has yet to materialize… so far.
Yeah, it’s been a tough one. And as the weather cools and the rains come, we’ll be cutting our hours back even further, in accordance with our union contract, which is up for renegotiation at the end of the year. We’ll be pushing to limit our daily appearances to three besides meal times, plus a 6.7% increase in foodstuffs and more paid vacation.
We’re asking for your help in pressuring management for our own home theater with full surround sound and HD flat screens with TiVo. Hey, it’s Football season and we got a employee pool going! If we get a mini-bar and hot-tub, we’ll consent to 23% more photo ops as long as you only get our good side.
So stop on by and we might just let you wait on us!